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You know you're obsessed with Adam Lambert when.....

1. You have pictures of him all over your walls
2. You calendar is full of dates when Adam will be on TV
3. You try to do your makeup like his
4. Your heart jumps whenever you hear his name
5. You power-vote to get his videos to #1 on VH1 and MTV
6. You re-watched his American Idol performances everyday during the season (and  still do)
7. You remember what the judges said for each of his American Idol performances
8. You don't care that he's gay
9. You fantasize about being with him
10. You cried when he lost American Idol
11. You cried during Mad World
12. You cried when you found out your DVR didn't record Mad World
13. You cried during Tracks of My Tears
14. You have every magazine he's been in
15. You have the DVD of Wicked
16. You think he wears makeup better than most girls
17. You like him better with his hair down
18. Your heart stops when you see his smile
19. You have all of his American Idol performances on you iPod
20. You have at least 2 copies of For Your Entertainment
21. You have the Collector's Edition For Your Entertainment CD
22. You know the lyrics to all of his songs
23. You saw him at least twice on the American Idol Tour
24. You loved loved loved his AMA performance
25. You adore his laugh
26. You've seen/heard pretty much every interview ever with him
27. You've listened to at least one of his songs 300 times (For me: Fever = 447 times, For Your Entertainment = 386 times)
28. You absolutely LOVED Ring of Fire
29. You practiced writing his signature
30. You doodle his name all over your schoolwork
31. You have his songs stuck in your head all the time
32. You want to go shopping with him
33. You wish you were Allison during American Idol season 9 so you'd be friends with Adam
34. You request him on your radio station
35. You learned to play his songs on guitar/ other instruments
36. You draw pictures of him a lot
37. You've always wanted to touch his hair
38. You try dressing like him
39. You always talk about him
40. Your friends get annoyed when you always talk about him
41. You thought the Details photos were SEXY!!!
42. You thought it was amazing when he kissed Tommy during his AMA performance
43. You got chills during Feeling Good (you know what part I'm talking about)
44. You were pissed when Good Morning America canceled him
45. You avidly believe you're his #1 fan
46. You'd explode if he and Lady GaGa went on tour together
47. You wish you were a guy sometimes so you'd have a shot with him
48. You were a fan from day 1
49. You always have his music playing
50. You join a bunch of Adam groups on Facebook
51. You absolutely love his rock screech
52. You think he has the most beautiful eyes ever
53. You have posters of him
54. You saw 2012 just to hear Time For Miracles
55. You cheered when Time For Miracles came on
56. You watch videos of him from the American Idol Tour all the time
57. You think him being gay makes him just that much sexier
58. You love watching him masturbate the mic stand during Whole Lotta Love
59. You judge each Whole Lotta Love performance based on the "Way down inside...WOMAN!" part
60. You believe he should have his own makeup line
61. You believe he should have his own clothing line
62. You started wearing more black after seeing him
63. You find it hard to watch American Idol season 9 because everyone sucks in comparison
64. You started painting your nails black
65. You love the For Your Entertainment album cover
66. You know the order of the songs on his CD
67. In the future, you want to name your kid Adam
68. You know his middle name (for those of you who don't, it's Mitchel)
69. You love the faces he makes
70. You just wanna give him a hug so damn bad
71. You were up at 6 in the morning to watch the premiere of the Whataya Want From Me music video
72. You make a list called "You know you're obsessed with Adam Lambert when..."
73. You were made when they didn't show his performance form the first round of Hollywood Week
74. You have a shirt with his name or face on it
75. You think he's the most gorgeous person alive
76. You enjoy looking at the pictures of him making out with other guys
77. You can't focus on other things because you're thinking about him
78. You know that he doesn't like shopping for toothpaste
79. You have the DVD of him in The Ten Commandments
80. You Twitter-stalk him
81. You would wait outside in the freezing cold for 5 days to see him
82. You freak out 50 seconds into the For Your Entertainment music video (go ahead, go to :50 in the FYE music video, you'll see)
83. You love fingerless gloves now
84. You love how he changed the way he sings "It's me" when he sings Whataya Want From Me live
85. You want him to be in a TV show or movie really bad
86. The thought of him being in True Blood makes you insanely happy
87. You have a shitload of Adam flair on Facebook
88. You bought the program from the American Idol Tour
89. You read Wicked after you found out Adam played Fiyero in the play
90. You defend him when people complain that he's gay or he's a "fag"
91. People harassed you the day after he lost American Idol
92. You cried a lot that day
93. You want a boyfriend that looks and is exactly like Adam
94. You lost your voice after seeing him on the American Idol Tour from screaming so much
95. You cried if he didn't come out for meet-and-greet at your city
96. Adam can do no wrong
97. You enter every contest there is to win tickets to see him
98. You get really depressed when you don't win those contests
99. You believe you would die if Adam wasn't in your life
100. All or most of these apply to you :)
A list of 100 things that will help you know if you're obsessed with Adam Lambert :)
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PenelopeStrange Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think Adam would fill up multiple movie theatres if hes in a movie. In fact, because I'm writing a movie script, I'd actually would like to work with him in Hollywood along side Nicholas Brendon and Pauley Pierrette.
darksapphiredrop Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
Okay, I consider myself obsessed, but not an avid fan. I love him a lot- WHAM, THAT STYLE MAN! And the jazz, broadway, and rock mix! But sometimes, some of his songs are mediocre. He has a fantastic flair for dress and acting AND MAKEUP. His makeup is so much better than most if the girls out there (ANYONE)
smile-usagi-chan Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
he's joining glee and has been on pretty little liars. :)
babygreenlizard Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
#85-It's been announced by his facebook page that he's joining the cast of Glee!
Mysticpup Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:nod: True that! Yes, I'm DEFINITELY obsessed with Adam :excited:
hero-108-amy Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
redwaterkarneval Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
Adam can do no wrong. SO FRICKIN TRUE!!!!!!!! :)))))
Gabriel-DeT Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013
Funny ^^ I'm a little - very a little bit- obsessed, I guess -. -' He's just an excellent artist . (Moreover, he's sexy v.v)
Ty1610 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
i doon't think i'm obsessed, thank god. i already have enough OCD, not that i don't like adam, but i don't need anything else to be obsessed with.
KDM1011 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed that in FYE..... Really good list, realized a lot about myself.
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